Saturday, April 19, 2008

Female Ecstasy



Uh oh, if you are a porn seeker, leave now. This is a shoe epiphany.
Can you see them? There they are on my desk.
I am totally in heaven over my purchase of these shoes. I adore them. They are white with pink ribbons. I'm a grown woman with a responsible job and I'm swooning.


Here they are on the floor. I'm still swooning.
What is it exactly about shoes and women? I have many many pairs and most of them I never wear. I may never wear these (possible discomfort on big toe seems likely)
Or really any fashion purchase that a woman loves--I guess we walk out of the store and feel it is going to change our lives. I know that sounds silly. But I think it's true. I will look fabulous now and for the rest of my life and in the end, oh dear god what am I saying, that's a fine goal.
OH MY GOD. I need my buddy in here right now.
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? GET OUT THERE AND RAKE SOME LEAVES.
Thank you. Thank you. I needed that.
I'm enjoying my last weekend without massive papers to grade.
Blooper of the week :
"Criminals who are arrested for wrapping and murdering their victims shouldn't be able to get out of prison." [don't tell Hallmark]
A bientot
love,
becky

2 Comments:

At 1:06 AM , Blogger chiefbiscuit said...

Your bloopers kill me - I hope one day that you can put them all together into some sort of little book ...
I love your shoes. :) They look spring-like and feminine and surely will change your life; nothing can be surer. (*Anne at your service - the one called in to mop up the damage after Bette's snarling.)

*of Green Gables

 
At 8:57 AM , Blogger Becky Motew said...

Oh, Anne, thank you. Now there's a book I'd like to enter and live.

b

 

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