slackers

Every day more of them....they're all around me.

I haven't been to your class in a while, but I really really need to pass.

Can I do extra credit?

I can't drop this course because my financial aid will go away.

LISTEN TO ME, ALL OF YOU. YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THIS A MONTH AGO WHEN I WAS WONDERING WHERE YOU WERE INSTEAD OF LOLLING ABOUT IN A DRUG-INDUCED HAZE OR WHATEVER YOU WERE LOLLING ABOUT IN. YOU KNOW THAT MOVIE PINK PANTHER WHERE PETER SELLERS SAYS "IT'S NOT MY DOG"? IT'S NOT MY PROBLEM. GO AWAY.

Have a nice day